Comedy Corner Underground

HI. Hello. I have things to say. My name is not Important, it’s Collin. There are many things that people argue fervently for in this country. We’re a principled, opinionated people here in America and we stick to our guns. 

This can make it very difficult to put down our guns as they are effectively glued to our palms (when I hear the phrase “stick to your guns” I often picture that scene from Little Giants where the tiny black child’s hands get stuck together(not in a racist way)). 

Did anyone else not see this coming?

 Point is, there is very little this country can agree on; politics, religion, hell people get heated over The Celebrity Apprentice. People genuinely care about a show whose next season’s contestants include the undeniably horse-faced Adam Corolla, the future-Jeff-Bridges, Penn Jillette, and Lisa Lampenelli, who, coincidentally, looks as if Jeff Bridges got plastic surgery in order to look like a horse for his next big movie:  Trot: Legacy (other Jeff Bridges horse pun movies included How to Lose Friends and AlieNEIGGGHt Peopl0e, The Canter-tender and Seabiscuit).

Through all of this contention in the American populace there is one thing I can now settle, maybe even the most debated thing of the last 5 years. Your coworkers all have opinions on it, your uncles definitely have opinions about it, and really anyone who is too young to run for president probably has a strong opinion on this oft-discussed topic: What is the funniest video on the internet? Now I’m not talking about some casually over exaggerated, “this is the funniest thing I have ever seen,” I mean that I have legitimately found the funniest video on the internet, for the internet and it is called “wise words from the saad.”

A little history. My friends and I found the Saad video while trying to search “sad” and accidentally misspelling it. So, instead of watching sad video, we ended up getting a video that has made me happier than any other video on the internet ever has(porn excluded). The Saad quickly became an oft-discussed topic amongst my friends, acquaintances and enemies alike, he plucked our heartstrings, rattled our funny bones, and fondled our sister’s boobs, figuratively of course. The Saad was a constant blessing in my life, like a priest-dad (father-father). The saad was a constant in my life until one day I tried to search for the Saad and nothing came up. I tried again and again; I looked harder but to no avail. I finally remembered the name of the channel that hosted the video (buttcheekwarrior) and searched their page. Eureka! The Saad was found, but the video was unsearchable, but why? I racked my brain for minutes and dismissed it. “I’ll just have to send friends the links,” I thought, but it was slow going and I don’t know everyone in the U.S. so I was saad about the situation obviously, but when I was approached to do a blog about it I thought “Greaat! Now I can spread the words of the Saad to everyone.” And I was haappy.  (update: The saad is searchable again) Now let’s talk about the saad.

What to watch for:

The Music: It’s amazing. The squeal of that first note of synth saxophone is the YouTube equivalent of the sax solo in Born to Run. Perfectly screechy and wonderfully fucktastic. You heard me. Fuck-fucking-tastic.

The Car: I’m pretty sure The Saad’s Car is a DeLorean, or a Saab, either way it’s fantastic. Also the car floats over the road because the Saad gives no fucks about roads.
The Words: SEE VIDEO

The Saad: The enigma that is The Saad. I can only imagine him standing on a lifeguard tower and clapping at pretty girls when they go by, like in a congratulatory way. The Saad approves, but this is unrealistic because as we all know, The Saad give no fucks.
Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58OabCRCx_Q